superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

(via captainhufflepuff)

gaymzee:

horton hears a what

horton hears a who

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

(via odair)

(Source: wthenrie, via disneyandpercyjackson)

(Source: areyoumarriedriver, via lastofthetimeladies)

• guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
• guy: ew stretch marks what are those
• guy: ew pubic hair
• guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
• guy: ew cellulite

avatar-parallels:

Toph Vision

Toph learned to “see” through the use of her earthbending, feeling people and other objects through their vibrations, which she sensed through the ground via her bare feet She can also sense secret tunnels, and she taught this to her daughter.  

(via confusingdesign)

chupichupyoi:

Madagascar 20: They’re Still Not In New York

(Source: 2kki, via confusingdesign)

(Source: casualmalexlfan, via confusingdesign)

(Source: mrsgrumpygills, via confusingdesign)

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via boywiththefakeleg)

(Source: bronned, via planets-bend-between-us)

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have one”

(Source: deducingtheheartofthedetective, via planets-bend-between-us)

wendigo:

tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting

(via planets-bend-between-us)

Guys Ten couldn’t carry the Olympic torch

literatigeek:

if he did Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

He’s got it under control. 

(via kitten-rage)